THE CARGO SHIP 21 package of delicious dates, and take The Orient Express' for Constantinople, a most thrilling and satisfying evening's entertainment, at the Rialto Theatre." Do you Know That: Heather Angel's pet kitten Penang had to have its claws clipped because it insisted on sharpening them on the legs of expensive tables; That the pet economy of Heather Angel is buy- ing washable gloves and laundering them herself; That Una O'Connor permits only a very few of her intimate friends to call her Tiny? That blast of ballyhoo had not sold the film; to my relief, because by contract my name had to appear on every poster, it had kept to the smaller shabbier cinemas, until now it was washed up in Teneriffe, in a shaded side street behind an old carved door like a monastery's. This was what made it an agreeable acquaintance; it hadn't the shamelessness of success; it might be vulgar, but it wasn't successfully vulgar. There was something quite un-Hollywood in its failure. The Canaries were half-way to Africa; the Fox film and the pale cactus spears stuck in the hillside, a Victorian Gothic hotel smothered in bougainvillaea, parrots and a monkey on a string, innumerable themes were stated like the false starts and indecisions of a lifetime: the Chinese job from which one had resigned, the appointment in Bangkok never taken up, the newspaper in Nottingham. I can remember now only the gaudy poster, the taste of the sweet yellow wine, fiat roofs and flowers and an arbour full of empty bottles, and in the small dark cathedral a